An Our ObamaNation Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there was a very Harvard educated but totally clueless President who used crude oil, found on the Gulf beaches, to paint his face black.
This President cared little about the small people but very much liked to read out loud to the small people, using a very clear and convincing voice, whatever was written on his teleprompter.
This President very much liked to spend other people's money, go to party after party that other people funded, bow graciously to every foreigner he met, and to rack up large amounts of public debt for no apparent purpose except seeing how many trillions he could simply waste.
This President, who thought of himself more as the King of all his small subjects, seemed to totally lack any command level skills and seemed to think acquiring such skills was simply beneath him for he was the grand visionary.
This Grand Visionary, who was elected as President and ruled as King of his small subjects, became bored at being the mere King of a kingdom he did not particularly like in fact in most senses a kingdom he actually despised.
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