Thursday, June 17, 2010

Buy Big Care Small

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

BP CEO Hawyard declared "we care about small people" and we buy the big people.

Hayward added he agrees with President Obama that windmills and 20 billion is the best way to manage the oil spill in the Gulf. Hayward stated that like the President he believes that the small people will be better off once this mess is simply forgotten.

Hayward stated that paying Obama one billion dollars per minute was a good investment in preserving the President's continued support. Hayward added that BP has already invested in the President and the top members of the Obama administration and looks forward to working with them to bring Cap and Trade to the small people.