Market Votes No on Obama

Our ObamaNation has learned that most on Wall Street believe that President Obama stimulus plan is a waste of a trillion dollars. The market see Obama as simply lacking any understanding of basic economics and is instance merely interested in rewarding favors and money to the ultra left wing. Rewarding failure and friends seems to be what Obama meant by change we can believe in.

Cowards

Our ObamaNation has learned that Attorney General Eric Holder thinks members of the Obama administration are cowards when it comes to the "isms". Holder, in fact, thinks most elected Democrats are cowards not only on the "isms" but also on the "nesses".

A spokesperson for the Holder stated the Attorney General is afraid to name names but thinks it is time for people to take a stand and speak out on this important issue.

Count No, Read No, Vote Yes

Despite members of Congress being unable to count to know how much the bill costs and despite members of Congress being unable to read the bill, Congress in a haste to waste trillions of dollars voted to pass the unneeded stimulus bill.

Government has become a sad joke that costs taxpayers over 4 trillion dollars.

No Drugs Used as President Parties

Our ObamaNation has learned that despite heavy partying by President Obama this weekend in Chicago there is no truth to the rumour that the President was once again using recreational drugs.

A spokesperson for the President assured Our ObamaNation that a lot of drinking and cigarettes were being consumed but no illegal substances were present. The spokesperson would not comment on whether all the proper taxes had been paid on the liquor and cigarettes being consumed at the party.

Stimulus Waits While Obama Parties

Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama chose to party in Chicago rather than take the timeout to sign the stimulus bill that was rushed through Congress without enough time for members of Congress to read the $800 billion spending bill before voting on the measure.

A spokesperson for the President stated the President is relaxing in Chicago after a very tough budget battle and is expected to sign this urgent piece of legislation when he finds the time in his busy schedule to do so.

Community Organizer Fails to Organize Cabinet

President Obama is proving that having your primary executive experience being that of a community organizer does not translate well to being responsible for actually getting things done.

President Obama seems incapable of even finding enough ethical people to fill his cabinet. The President seems to have no understanding of foreign policy or what drives the domestic economy. The President seems incapable of speaking unless from a prepared speech written by others.

Clueless in DC

The team lead by Obama/Pelosi/Reid seems to be even more clueless than the team lead by Bush/Pelosi/Reid.

The injection of Obama to replace Bush seems to have only convinced the market, the people, the nation, and the world that a lazy arrogant unethical smart but clueless Ivy leaguer in charge is even worse than having a seat of your pants dumb clueless Ivy leaguer in charge.

Debt Rises

Our ObamaNation has learned that the national debt has risen every day since President Obama has been elected.

Unemployment Rises

Our ObamaNation has learned that unemployment has risen every day since President Obama was elected President.

Housing Prices Plunge

Our ObamaNation has learned that housing prices plunged on passage of President Obama's stimulus package.

Gas Prices Rise

Our ObamaNation has learned that gas prices have risen every day since President Obama has stated he wants drilling for oil to stop in the United States.

Consumer Confidence Plunges

Our ObamaNation has learned that passage of the Obama stimulus package has caused consumer confidence to plunge. Americans seem to know that the stimulus package represents $800 billion of government waste that will no nothing to help create jobs. The consensus seems to be that this bill rewards only the nonproductive and only stimulates the growth of more welfare.

Stimulus is Welfare Spendathon

Robert Rector, architect of Clinton's 1996 reform bill, warned last week that President Obama’s stimulus plan was a “welfare spendathon”.

$800 billion to stimulate welfare is a poor use of taxpayers money. Rewarding the unproductive seems a poor method of reviving the economy but that is the plan Democrats lead by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid have passed

65 Trillion and Growing

Using the "Generally Accepted Accounting Practices", which American corporations are required to use by law, the United States government is $65 trillion in debt which is more money than is spent in the United States over 5 years.

By any accounting the United States government is closer to bankruptcy than CITIBank or the Big 3 automakers.

Both the TARP and the 2009 stimulus package will add a few trillion more to this debt.

Obama Lies Unemployment Rise

The CEO of Caterpillar, contary to the comments made by President Obama, stated that passage of the stimulus package would not delay the layoffs at his company.

"Nobody Who Is Going to Vote on This Bill Has Read It"

Senator Tom Coburn stated "Nobody Who Is Going to Vote on This Bill Has Read It."

They are only voting to waste a trillion dollars of taxpayers' money so there really is no reason to bother to know what you are voting to spend it on.

President Obama is correct. We have a crisis in this country. The crisis is a government totally out of control.

"irresolvable conflicts"

New Hampshire Republican Senator Judd Gregg withdraw his name from consideration of U.S. Commerce Secretary due to irresolvable conflicts with respect to the stimulus package and the changes in who controls the Census. Judd Gregg will continue in his Senate position but is not expected to run for reelection in 2010.

Vice President Biden was disappointed by the news realizing this was President Obama best chance to a have a patriot and a taxpayer in the Cabinet.

Stimulus From Old Bloated Hooker

Anyone who takes the time to examine this 800 billion spending package concludes it is the same old rehashed ultra liberal welfare pork Democrats have been pushing for nearly 8 decades.

An elderly fat bloated hooker can be dressed up but the result is hardly stimulating.

What Exactly No One Knows

Although absolutely no one knew what was in the bill or how much would be spent, the House and Senate Democrats reached a deal on how to waste nearly a trillion dollars of taxpayers' money.

A spokesperson for the President stated it is only costing the taxpayers' 800 billion to gain an extra $13 a week. The President is certain this bill, although imperfect, helps Americans acquire the American dream. Giving Americans an extra $13 is certainly better than doing nothing at all to help those who are suffering from this economic downturn.

Wow $13 a Week Extra

President Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress have passed a bill to spend nearly $800 billion of taxpayer's money.

If all goes according to plan, the average law abiding American worker will receive less than $13 per week extra.

The majority of the 800 billion is going to ultra liberal causes favored by the President and the Democrats in Congress. This bill even provides money for illegals to reduce their suffering caused by the downturn in the economy. The Democrats are only directing taxpayers' money to illegals that law abiding citizens are not eligible to receive.

Next up a trillion dollar bailout of Wall Street.

How is that for change you can believe in?

2 trillion of your money spend and you get 13 bucks a week extra assuming you are willing to fill out all the proper paper work.

What?

President Obama once again sounded completely clueless when answering question posed by the press. The President was unable to answer questions about the economy, the war, the Vice President, or his plan for stopping the rapid rise in debt and unemployment.

A spokesperson for the President stated the President is confident that his plan will be able to save at least 4 million of the 135 million jobs Americans held when the President entered office.

Empty Suit

Treasurer Geithner, as is the rule with many members of the Obama administration, is proving to be just another empty suit with an empty plan who does not pay his taxes.

Not Ready For Prime Time

President Obama proved once again today he and his administration are simply not up to the task of governing. The stock market was down nearly 5 percent on a combination of a trillion dollar worth of waste in a useless antistimulus bill and another trillion dollars of waste in a failed bailout for Wall Street.

Since President Obama has taken office, the stock market has dropped, gas prices have risen, unemployment is way up, mortage interest rates are up, foreclosures are up, and the national debt is exploding.

The Stink of "from Obama to Pelois to Reid"

Our ObamaNation has learned that DC smells like a combination of a cesspool and a pig farm as the stimulus bill moves its way from the White House to the House to the Senate.

The most frightening words in American are now "from Obama to Pelois to Reid".

$839 Billion and Climbing

The Stimulus Bill which started at $56 billion in September 2008 has reached $839 billion and is expected to climb even higher to gain the approval of both Chambers.