An Our ObamaNation News Brief
Our ObamaNation has learned that President Obama is planning to stimulate the economy and increase the security of elected officials by placing TSA and full body scanners at all Safeways known to be used as campaign headquarters by one or more elected officials.
Vice Presidetn Biden indicated that most Safeways in the United States are shovel ready for such security upgrades.
Senator Reid stated he favors funding for the development of secure high speed rail between all such Safeways.
Former House Speaker Pelosi stated George W. Bush is at fault that not all Safeways are ready for such upgrades.
