Thursday, January 21, 2010

Terrorist Lawyer on Board

Our ObamaNation New Brief

President Obama announced today that all flights having an Air Marshall must also have a lawyer on board.

White House Press Secretary Gibbs stated President Obama is committed to seeing that terrorists are read their Miranda rights and given a lawyer while still aboard the plane.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

First Time Pride

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The most common phrase heard in Massachusetts on January 20, 2010 is the following:

"For the first time in my adult life, I feel proud to be a Massachusetts resident."

Battleship OurObamaNation Sunk

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The Battleship OurObamaNation sunk in Boston Harbor near the mouth of the Charles River in Massachusetts at 8:00 P.M. eastern standard time on January 19, 2010.

Initial reports are indicating the sinking was caused by a collision with a dark green truck and an old Oldsmobile. The driver of the truck was unhurt but the driver of the Oldsmobile appears to have vanished.

The Battleship OurObamaNation was commissioned to supply lawyers to suspected terrorists during combat conditions.

Brown Scotts on Back of Pants

An Our ObamaNation News Brief:

Most Democrats around the country including all those elected to public office are reporting large Brown Scotts on the back of their pants.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama arose today to learn they was not a single pair of pants in the White House that was not soiled with Brown Scotts.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Democrats Far Left

Our ObamaNation News Brief

Senator Bayh stated that the far left has taken over Democratic Party.

Senator Scott Brown Wins

Senator Scott Brown wins.

Thank you Senator Brown.

Thank you Massachusetts.

Thank you America.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kennedy for Marcia

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

Congress Patrick Kennedy has decided to support Marcia Coakley rather than Martha Coakley for his father's former Senate seat.

Congress Kennedy added he considered voting for Joseph Kennedy, an independent candidate, but after careful consideration has decided that Marcia Coakley as a write-in is his best choice. Kennedy stated that Marcia unlike Martha is aware than Curt Schilling is not a Yankee fan.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Coakley as Witch Hunter

An OurObamaNation News Brief

The Radio Equalizer Brian Maloney wrote the following:

"Coakley's role in the imprisonment of Gerald 'Tookie' Amirault is all the more inexcusable when one considers that wild accusations of child sex abuse at the Fells Acres Day School were widely discredited by the time she became involved in the case. Even when it was clear Amirault was innocent, Coakley lobbied Acting Governor Jane Swift to keep Tookie behind bars for an extra two years."

Palin as Einstein - Coakley as Moron

An ObamaNation News Brief

In her campaign for Senator Kennedy's former Massachusetts Senate seat, Candidate Martha Coakley by comparison makes former Governor Sarah Palin look like Albert Einstein.

Coakley is now on record stating 1) there are currently no terrorist or Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, 2) Catholics be not allowed to work in emergency rooms, and 3) Curt Schilling is a Yankee fan.

The woman is either out of touch or a complete moron. Either way she is unfit to serve.

Vote Scott Brown.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Insane and Unbelievable

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

Charles Krauthammer state the following:

"It is beyond disconcerting. It's insane. Here is a guy who . . . the administration has admitted was trained, armed in Yemen, recruited in London. We closed our embassy [in Yemen] this week, presumably because there are active threats emanating out of al-Qaeda, the same people involved in his [Abdulmutallab’s] mission."

"Here is a guy who presumably knows stuff. At least he knows who trained him and who armed him and who was around him. He says there were other plots. The idea that you give him his rights is simply unbelievable."

Dot Dot Dot

An Our Obamanation News Brief

The alleged President of the United States Barack 'ACORN' Obama stated the following:

"Our intelligence community failed to connect the dots."

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the 6 Guantanamo terrorist sent to Yemen right before Christmas will be the last we release to Yemen at least until al-Qaeda requests more recruits to perform human caused disasters.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Embassy in Yemen Closed

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The Obamerica Embassy in Yemen has been allegedly closed due to the threat of a man made disaster. White House officials have determined the full size image of President Obama bowing in front of the embassy may simply not be enough to deter the potential man made disaster that is being planned.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Getting Obama Tough on Disasters

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

When the alleged President of the United States gets back from a very long vacation in Hawaii he plans to attempt to find time in his busy schedule to address his administration's lax attitude towards human caused disasters such as one that almost occurred on Flight 253 over Detroit on Christmas Day.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated the President Obama is considering getting as tough on those who attempt to blow up planes over American cities as he now is in stopping the tea party gatherings. Gibbs added the President is dedicated to stopping all those who oppose his plans for health care, cap and trade, and unlimited federal spending but does understand that although the terrorist love the President and side with his policies they still must be stopped from celebrating his election as President by blowing up planes full of Americans. Gibbs explained the President is having a hard time moving forward and realizing the acts of domestic violence and hatred for America Obama so admired in his friends and spiritual leaders in Chicago are not as well suited for a decade where he is the one in power.

Obamerica as Joke

An Our ObamaNation News Brief

The White House is ordering all Obamericans when traveling abroad to bow to every person they meet.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated President Obama is convinced that the only effective device we are as nation have to combat the conversion of otherwise normal people to become terrorists against America is to follow the President's lead and for every American to bow to everyone who is not an American.

In fact as part of the new health care bill, the President is proposing that every American be forced to have free back operation so that Americans when standing will have a bowed stature.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Obamerica

Our ObamaNation News Brief

What has become apparent is Obama simply does not care about the lives of average Americans. Anything that does not directly fit neatly into his plan to restructure America into his vision of an ideal socialist state is simply to be ignored.

Terrorist attacks are simply the price of moving forward in Obamerica. Terrorism is Obama's friend and ally allowing Democrats and Obama to destroy us from one direction as terrorists destroy us from the other.

Health Care - Airline Security

An ObamaNation News Brief:

From the people who brought you airline security comes national health care.

Pay a lot, stand in line, take off your shoes, and set awhile.

Obama Don't Care.

Lawyer Up

Our ObamaNation has learned that Charles Krauthammer stated the following:

"It [Abdulmutallab's arrest] means we will learn absolutely nothing. The minute he gets a lawyer and his Miranda rights, it's over."

"The question people have to ask themselves is: This guy, who tries to blow up an American airplane, who is a Nigerian, who is not an American, is captured — does he have the right to remain silent or do we have the right to interrogate him in order to find out who sent him, who equipped him, who armed him, and who trained him?"

"It is a question of whether we're serious about this as a war or whether it's a mere, as President Obama said, [case of an] isolated extremist. He is not an isolated extremist. Obviously he is connected to al-Qaeda. Obviously he was in Yemen. Obviously there is information he has."

"And the question is: Are we going to treat him the way that we're treating Khalid Sheik Mohammed with a trial and in this case a right to tell us nothing, or [do] what FDR did when the German saboteurs were captured in the United States and he ordered a secret military trial and they were executed. They had no rights."

"This confusion . . . starts at the top with the Obama administration. Remember, he [the president] declared at the beginning of his administration that there's no war on terror. They won't use the term."

"Well, he may have called off the war on terror, but al-Qaeda has not."

Obama's Silence

Our ObamaNation has learned that the Washington Post wrote the following:

"Abdulmutallab remains in a Detroit area prison and, after initial debriefings by the FBI, has restricted his cooperation since securing a defense attorney, according to federal officials. Authorities are holding out hope that he will change his mind and cooperate with the probe, the officials said."

Under Obama, the quickest way for a foreigner to get the full rights of an American citizen is to join al-Qaeda and try to blow up a plane full of people.

Obama ignorance and arrogance you can believe in.

Heck of a Job

Our ObamaNation has learned that Maureen Dowd wrote the following:

"If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?"

Let Us Pretend

Our ObamaNation has learned that Former Vice President Dick Cheney stated the following:

"As I’ve watched the events of the last few days it is clear once again that President Obama is trying to pretend we are not at war. He seems to think if he has a low key response to an attempt to blow up an airliner and kill hundreds of people, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gives terrorists the rights of Americans, lets them lawyer up and reads them their Miranda rights, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if we bring the mastermind of 9/11 to New York, give him a lawyer and trial in civilian court, we won’t be at war."

“He seems to think if he closes Guantanamo and releases the hard-core al Qaeda trained terrorists still there, we won’t be at war. He seems to think if he gets rid of the words, ‘war on terror,’ we won’t be at war. But we are at war and when President Obama pretends we aren’t, it makes us less safe. Why doesn’t he want to admit we’re at war? It doesn’t fit with the view of the world he brought with him to the Oval Office. It doesn’t fit with what seems to be the goal of his presidency – social transformation—the restructuring of American society. President Obama’s first object and his highest responsibility must be to defend us against an enemy that knows we are at war."

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Obama's Super Cleric

Our ObamaNation has learned that Anwar al-Awlaki was cleric to both Major Nidal Malik Hasan(Fort Hood)and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab(Flight 253).

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is denying rumors that Cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has replaced Revered Wright as President Obama's spiritual leader.

Obama's Jihad Airlines

Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is planning to ask Congress to set a side just sly of a trillion dollars in funding to purchase an airplane for every would be terrorist.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated The President has determined that if every terrorist has their own plane there will no reason for them to fly on commercial airlines.

A Mix of Human and Systemic Failure

Our ObamaNation has learned that Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, admits his administration, in fact, the entire executive branch of the Federal Government is a complex and complete "mix of human and systemic failure".

White House Press Secretary Gibbs stated look real unemployment is over 15%, spending and the debt are out of control, we have no idea what we are doing in Iraq or Afghanistan, the stimulus bill was a bust, the President wants to do nothing besides play golf and basketball and give meaningless speeches, and the liberal left wing controlled Congress is focused solely on undermining health care and our nation's ability to produce energy. Gibbs added we cannot even agree on what to call the war on terror so are you really surprised we have no idea how to handle airline security? Gibbs implied no one dares to mention the FBI, CIA or Homeland Security when the President is within earshot and that was before Flight 253.

Obama: Terrorist's Little Helper

Our ObamaNation has learned that Ralph Peters wrote the following:

"President Obama still refuses to make a connection between the action, the date and Islam"

Yes, Barack Obama, the alleged President of the United States, is the terrorist's ignorant and arrogant little helper.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Art Therapy Rehabilitation Program for Terrorist

Our ObamaNation has learned that the masterminds for the Christmas Day Northwest Flight 243 terrorist attack had been released from Guantanamo to Saudi Arabia to attend an art therapy rehabilitation program in November of 2007.

Barack Obama who is allegedly the President of the United States and who was allegedly born in Hawaii is hoping to have all of the terrorist held at Guantanamo released to attend this art therapy rehabilitation program in January 2011.

The art produced by these former Guantanamo inmates is popular among those looking for something out of the norm to hang on their walls. The art is available for viewing and purchase at www.getgitmoart.com.